Fast Payday Advances - Speed Is Good
Oh yeahhhhhh! Its time to get wild with your payday advances. Pick it up! Pick up the pace everyone! Feel the beats - dum-shakka-dum-shakka-dum-shakka-dum! Dum-skakka-dum-shakka-dum-shakka-dum! Oh yeah people, this is gonna burn, and its gonna feel so good! Ready? Ok! Fast payday advances when I say go...GO!
Go fast payday advances. GO!
You wanna know how these fast payday advances move so fast? Its because they're lean! And you've got to be just as lean to be able to keep up with your payday cash advances!
- No credit checks,
- No major apprivals process.
- No signature required and in some cases no fax payday advances so you can blast off into new planes of lending speed!
Just an online application, a few clicks of the mouse and you're juiced up - fast payday advances zipped right into your account, no problem, no worries, just fast available cash. But then its time to get to WORK! Start pumping those legs and flexing that paycheck! You've got to pay off your fast payday advances just as fast as you got them, and if you don't flex hard enough - or aren't willing to flex hard enough - they'll keep drilling you down with late charges, roll-over fees and everything else until you do show your guts, until you do flex as hard as you possibly can, pay 'em off and move on. Oh yeah, these fast payday advances are tough as nails! But they're great for what ails ya and will keep you in primed financial fitness!
Too fast and your legs will explode
For some of you, fast payday advances will simply be too fast to handle, too cold to hold - and there's really nothing you can do to stop it. You can try - pay a little bit off every two weeks - but the fees will keep building and bury you beneath a repayment simply too big to possibly lift. Then you're done for - your body will go into shock and you wont be able to pay off a gas bill let alone the debts caused by your fast payday advances. So if you have a question about your financial speed and strength training, do a little more work before you apply for fast payday advances.
Pre-loan warm up
Its always a good idea to do some stretching before you get into your workout. So stretch that bank account, limber up your saving skills and do a couple laps to get your thrift rate up - now you're ready to apply for a fast payday advance! You see, you can't just spring right into a fast loan at the drop of a hat - even world class financial athletes need a few minutes to get ready and warm up the bank accounts. There is never gonna be a day when you will wake up and just jump right into easy payday advances. It won't happen, you gotta keep on working, keep on warning up so you don't pull a quad.